An Undisclosed Location stages art openings with attendant musical events. We are an un-profitable art/music collaborative venue designed to deliver the ultimate visual/aural collateral damage to whatever small herd of unwary innocents we can lure across our threshold. More concisely: in short we offer, on frequent indeterminate special occasions, to a select few of the chosen ones of the inner sanctum, (that is, YOU: discerning Avant-garde cutting-edge Bohemian glitterati intelligentsia in-the-know types, in the NOW...you know who you are), on a first-come, first-served, take-it or leave-it, no-holds-barred, devil-take-the-hindmost, once-in-a-lifetime-opportunity-basis, the chance to revel in marvelous phantasmagoric displays of fin-de-siecle dystopia, without having to wait ninety-odd years for the end of this latest century.IF you are lucky enough to gain entrance to An Undisclosed Location, (lucky enough to even find it, for that matter!), you will sooner or later be overcome with the languid ambiance of frantically wholesome decadence which quite pervades the scene, upstairs & down. The ground floor studio represents the breeding ground of the current & past psycho/sociopathic visions of resident artiste John Whitehead, featuring a series of large dense jubilantly macabre apocalyptic tableaux, as well as flotillas of figurative & portrait works & a smattering of bucolic landscapes from his ranch in northern Nevada.
A swift descent downstairs to the Situation Room, where bands delight the manic throng, will acquaint you with impresario and eternal post-punk manchild Cole Palme whose energy and enthusiasm creates a tantalizing smorgasbord of frightful easy listening cacophony from the best of the local and international pool of tainted talent at his disposal. (Also, plans are to have revolving art shows in the Situation Room, as well as occasional afternoon/evening poetry/performance type events. Inquiries/proposals are welcome).
As befits the pre-trend art opening that it is, refreshments are to be had, and donations for the bands are agreeably coerced. Do be generous. And- Do Please Be Quiet Outside the Establishment -- it's a residential neighborhood. Decorum is most appreciated!! No rowdiness or loudness will be tolerated!
So- Don't miss- Do come- Sure to please- you jaded trend-benders and shape-shifters, a one-time offer, never-to-be-repeated, your lucky day, you won't regret, this might be the last time, I don't know,oh ... See ya--